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Lady Welthie's Butler Arrested!
Lady Welthie's butler, Botller, was arrested last night after an interrogation by Detective Flowers. Our reporter Rob was present at the scene, but ended up getting attacked by a flock of seagulls, and could not gather much information for us.
You turned Botller in. He went crying, still saying it wasn't him. That he would never betray the Welthie family himself .
There's still an uncomfortable lump stuck in your throat as you go on with your life, thinking of his relentless sobbing and denial.
Something makes you feel like he was telling the truth.